30 7 / 2014

lilycravens:

i feel like being in a musical goes in the following stages

  • listening to nothing but [musical] because you’re so excited to start
  • listening to nothing but [musical] to learn your part
  • listening to anything but [musical] bc it’s been too much of [musical]
  • listening to nothing but [musical] bc you can’t wait to open
  • listening to nothing but [musical] bc [musical] is over and you miss it
  • listening to anything but [musical] bc listening to it makes you sad

(via warmachineiscooler)

30 7 / 2014

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30 7 / 2014

  • 1: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
  • 1: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
  • 1: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."

30 7 / 2014

  • 1: what kind of music do you listen to?
  • 2: *dramatically jumps up and turns in a circle and finishes with jazz hands* showtunes, muthafucka

30 7 / 2014

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via funnybro)

30 7 / 2014

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

(Source: buckyfrost, via funnybro)

30 7 / 2014

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t tell them

(via funnybro)

30 7 / 2014

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

(Source: nutnics, via funnybro)

30 7 / 2014

godzillacat:

silohouettes:

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.

I was about to get angry

godzillacat:

silohouettes:

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.

I was about to get angry

(Source: hugeowleyes, via funnybro)

30 7 / 2014

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

(Source: d0nn0, via funnybro)

30 7 / 2014

"Oh for ‘Evans sake."

James Potter being punny. The Evans in question was not amused. (via capalds)

(Source: frecklesandthebespectacled, via capalds)

30 7 / 2014

"If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"

Unknown (via sharkeisha)

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30 7 / 2014

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30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

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